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1、Also how do you doze off during working hours.
   你怎么又在上班时间打瞌睡.

2、Rest is the way to go farther!
    休息是为了走更远的路！

3、Rest will not let him go way beyond, it will only let him walk.
   休息不会让他走更远的路，只会让他走路.

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1、The Company set up a "lazy chair."

    本公司设置一种”懒惰椅“。

2、As long as you sit in their seats long enough, it will power you wave.

    只要你在座位上坐得不够久，它就会发电波电你。

3、Now employees can’t be idle to the chaos!

    这下子员工可不能再到乱晃摸鱼打混了！

4、Boss,electricity companies this month more than the usual one-year expense.

   l老板，这个月公司的电费已经超过平常一年的用度了。

1、Hateful, asshole!

    可恶，混蛋!

  Venting on a 10 per package.

  出气包一次10元。

2、Kazakhstan, a lot of mind over mind, one only 10 yuan.

   哈，打完心里舒畅多了，一次才10元.

3、Kazakhstan, a lot of mind over heart, not money.

     哈，打完心里舒畅多了，不要钱.

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轻松一刻：继续我们的漫画人生！

1、I'm not ready for the birth.

   我还没准备好就出生了。

2、I'm not ready to go to school on the school.

  我还没准备好上学就上学了.

3、I'm not ready to graduate to graduate.

   我还没准备好毕业就毕业.

4、I'm not ready to go to work to work on.

  我还没准备好上班就上班了.

5、I'm not ready to love to love.

   我还没准备好恋爱就恋爱了.

6、I'm not ready to get married to get married.

  我还没准备好结婚就结婚了.

7、I'm not ready to do his father on the father.

  我还没准备好做爸爸就做爸爸了.

I'm not ready to have the old old.    我还没准备好老就已经老了.

   

Why life is always more than ready for my first step.........
为什么人生总是比我先一步准备好！

最爱空心菜

呵呵，搞笑．支持ＬＺ

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呵呵，搞笑．支持ＬＺ
最爱空心菜 发表于 2009-5-29 09:45

多谢支持！欢迎常来！

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时尚双语:英语中让人头晕的八个句子
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.
上联：去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：To the front door to buy the front door, front door not the front door, back door are the front door.
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？
这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)

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漫画爱情！！！

He asked me to pose as his favorite ladies!

He told me to pretend he likes the Spice Girls!

He told me as he pretended to love the lady!

He asked me to pose as his nurse fantasy!

He told me to pretend to defend the woman he excited!

He told me as he pretended to listen to the waiter!

He told me he wished to pose as a student!

I love him! I am willing to do anything He wants me to do!

Until one day .....




He told me to pretend don't know a stranger!

..............


See here, do you have any thoughts? Please talk about your feelings now, with the most authentic voice .......

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