可可的惊喜！轻松学英语！

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惊喜的发现！立马就来与大家分享了！
平常工作学习压力大，感觉疲惫了！来放松一下吧！
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让更多的英语爱好者可以发现这个充满惊喜的地方！eeff64

1、God, overstaffing, only apply to so many people a business.
   天呀，人浮于事，才应征一名业务就那么多人。

2、Or go back and do good original work, a little bit, after all, the future of the company.
   还是乖乖回去干原来的工作吧，毕竟公司还是有点前途的。

3、Alas, it good to let candidates .....
   唉，还是乖乖地等应征吧.....

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eeff71沙发..........坐沙发，听英语！
幸福的学习中！

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来个好玩的！看图说话!
关于上班这件事(一)

1. 做老板真辛苦，每天赶三点半。

Bosses toil till 3:30 p.m. everyday.




3. 下班啰！

　　We're off!


4. 做员工也很辛苦，每天赶五点半。

　　Employees work really hard too till 5:30 p.m. everyday.

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(二)


　1. 呀，强盗

　　Oh, my gosh! A robber!


2. 你戴头套，你也是强盗吗？

　　Are you a robbe too since you wear headgear?


3. 我不是强盗，我是老板。

　　No, I'm not a robber but the boss.


　　4. 哦，那是另一种形式的强盗。

　　Yeah, it's same as a robber in some sense.

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(三)


Those who drink tea during worktime are taken as being slacking,

as well as those who read newspapers and who stay in the bathroom for over ten seconds...

　　喝茶视为偷懒行为，看报亦同，上厕所超过十秒亦是...


Those who leave documents and papers unattended on their desks

for over twenty minutes are regarded as being slack...

　　公文放在桌上超过二十分钟者也视为偷懒行为...



And what's in the end?

　　最后还写什么？


Those who take time to read through this bulletinboard are also taken as slackers...

　　逐条读完此公布栏亦是偷懒者...

　　slack作为动词表示“怠惰，偷懒”；作形容词表示“懈怠的，疏忽的”。

　　slacker 表示“懒惰的人，偷懒的人”。

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(四)


Life is a process of making mistakes.

　　人生就是不断的犯错。


Then benefit from them.

　　然后在犯错中吸取经验。


Well,what did you get from your mistakes during these years?

　　那你这些年从犯错中吸取了什么经验？


　Mostly,experiences on job hunting.

　　大部分都是求职经验。

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(五)


New regulation: From now on, the minimum time for lavatory's been limited to 30 seconds.

　　公司新规定，从现在起每次上厕所不得超过三十秒！



Isn't it used to be 3 minutes?

　　不是规定三分钟吗？


　It's only for this time. It'll remain 3 minutes thereafter.

　　此次特殊情况，以后还是维持三分钟。


Cause the boss can barely hold it now.

　　因为老板快挺不住了。

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(六)

Alas,I brought forward a lot of plans,but boss agreed with none of them.

　　唉，提了一堆企划案，老板没一个同意。


　　Alas,I stayed up a whole night for the report,but boss totally negated it.

　　唉，赶了一夜报告，老板全不同意。


Alas,this investment project takes no risk at all,but boss still didn't pass it.

　　唉，这项投资方案，万无一失，老板还是不同意。


Alas,I shouldn't have tried the Ecstasy...

　　唉，不该尝试**的...

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图文阅读:关于上班这件事(七)





1.Don't think about what the company can offer you.

　　不要想公司能为你做什么。


2.But think about what you can do for the company.

　　要想你能为公司做什么。
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　what I can do for the company is to waste my life for it,

and what the company can offer is to waste salaries on me.

　　4.我能为公司浪费青春，公司为我浪费薪水。